Chimmy Falls In Love With Sweetie's Smiley Smileys?!
BREAKING NEWS
In an exclusive report of this edition's Weekly Wednesday Chimmy, sources have confirmed that my cutie patootie banoonie sweetie has been caught being so cutie sweetie?!
Eyewitnesses say that this happened around every single second of the week when my cutie sweetie sweetie did her cutie sweetie smile, making the eyewitness in question (chimmy🥷) be mindblown by just how cutie sweetie my sweetie sweetie could be <3
Journalist Chimmy interviewed Detective Chimmy🕵️ for a quote about the incident. "All she did was a smiley smile," said Detective Chimmy unable to contain his happiness, "and KABOOM KABLAM KAPOW the world stopped and I was taken away by just how cutie sweetie she always is."
Experts such as Scientist Chimmy👨🔬 have reported that this isn't the first time this level of cutie sweetie sweetie has been recorded with reports dating back longer than the universe has even existed.
Police Chief Chimmy👮♂️ urges the public to remain calm, although he warns that there's no stopping this level of cutie sweetie from always being so cutie sweetie?!
In related news, Scientist Chimmy has reported that games of peekaboo results in higher levels of cutie sweetie sweetie with more smileys being recorded upon further research.
Stay tuned for more updates on this evolving story in our next edition of the Weekly Wednesday Chimmy📰!
