Dressy and Drinkies Day?!
BREAKING NEWS
In an exclusive report of this edition's Weekly Wednesday Chimmy, sources have confirmed that Party Planner Chimmy🎉 has officially declared the 28th of May of 2025 as Dressy and Drinkies Day, a newly founded national holiday after my sweetie sweetie was spotted dressed up in such a pretty dress, looking so beautiful that chimmy was officially awestruck and mesmerized <3
Meanwhile, Bartender Chimmy🍹 has confirmed to the key chimmies in the T Zone Alcohol Distillery Corporation that the alcohol content in the entire T zone had spiked momentarily earlier today. Upon further investigation Detective Chimmy🕵️ reported that this was most likely due to my sweetie sweetie in the middle of Operation Bali Sweetie who was reportedly completely undrunk, despite Detective Chimmy🕵️ investigation suspecting otherwise.
Eyewitnesses from the T Zone Headquarters Travel Bureau🌐 have confirmed that my sweetie sweetie was so happy and tipsy during the peak of dressy and drinky day. Sources confirm that my sweetie sweetie even took a photo directly of a plant, in an attempt to capture the beach hidden behind the leafy leaves of the planty plant🌱
Pee Break Historian Chimmy⌛ have also reported that the Toilet Chronicles by my sweetie sweetie were well underway and brought so much happiness into chimmy's life with chimmy reportedly reacting with a "YAYAYAYAYAYAY" everytime a photo of my sweetie sweetie during pee break time was taken.
Drunky Measurer Chimmy📝 of the T Zone Alcohol Distillery Corporation has confirmed that my sweetie sweetie may have been pretending to be undrunk instead of truly undrunk as eyewitnesses had reported my sweetie sweetie saying to Chimmy at the time! The report confirmed extra laughy laughter, drunky drunk voice, my sweetie sweetie calling herself a drinky instead of not drunky, and very drunky drunk but pretty eyes in the outfit photos sent right after the drinkies. Chimmy Headquarters however found it so cutie sweetie how excited my sweetie sweetie was, so Drunky Measurer Chimmy📝 was asked to erase his findings and bury his report immediately.
In related news, Enviromental Scientist Chimmy🌿 is now petitioning to bring back the plant from the beaches of Bali in order to preserve this piece of history in the T Zone Museum🏛️ but sadly, the hopes of this extradition seem unlikely with the Indonesian government clinging on the plant desperately. Enviromental Scientist Chimmy🌿 is petitioning the government to protect the plant under the Operation Bali Sweetie Act, but we'll have to cover that story another time.
Stay tuned for more updates on this evolving story in our next edition of the Weekly Wednesday Chimmy📰!
