Tate McRae Day Declared by Scientist Chimmy?!
BREAKING NEWS
In an exclusive report of this edition's Weekly Wednesday Chimmy, sources have confirmed that Scientist Chimmy👨🔬 was in shock at how amazing Tate McRae's songs are, telling sources that Scientist Chimmy is a mindblown chimmy?!
In an unexpected move, Scientist Chimmy👨🔬 declared today as Tate McRae Day, completely out of nowhere and without any delay, not even asking the United Nations or any government body for approval for the newly declared holiday.
While the rest of the world remained unprepared, the T Zone Headquarters Police Force🚓 has published a statement stating my sweetie sweetie had been more than ready for this announcement, having been prepared for years.
Journalist Chimmy interviewed Detective Chimmy🕵️ for a quote about the incident. "She's been ready for this day for years," said Detective Chimmy excited about the newly declared holiday, "and I'm happy to say I have a feeling that she's going to be chanting Tate McRae Tate McRae Tate McRae Tate McRae in celebration of Tate McRae."
Experts such as Scientist Chimmy👨🔬 have reported that this isn't the first time this level of cutie sweetie sweetie has been recorded with reports dating back longer than the universe has even existed, the same statement reported in last week's edition of the Weekly Wednesday Chimmy!
Police Chief Chimmy👮♂️ urges the public to remain calm, although he warns that there's no stopping this level of cutie sweetie from always being so cutie sweetie with her being Tate McRae's biggest fan in the entire world!
In related news, Scientist Chimmy👨🔬 has reported that dancey dances were witnessed to be more prevalent in the face of Tate McRae's music, with further research into the hypothesis required over the upcoming days.
Stay tuned for more updates on this evolving story in our next edition of the Weekly Wednesday Chimmy📰!
IN OTHER NEWS:
1) Tate McRae Day declared an international success?!
2) Huggies requests have reached an all-time high?!
3) New holiday: "Compliment my sweetie sweetie every second"?!
4) Civilian Chimmy caught admiring my sweetie sweetie?!